• When I'm not looking directly at it, the small cloud of black fluff on my desk turns into a spider and runs around. — September 7 2010, 7:42am — Twitter
• Bin cat http://bit.ly/b2wmyh — September 7 2010, 4:45am — Twitter
• I can’t think of a clever enough introduction for this http://bit.ly/bJvRAU because the female brain only exists to enable housekeeping. — September 6 2010, 3:05pm — Twitter
• Nutter on Channel 4 now. — September 6 2010, 11:57am — Twitter
• Unsettling Monday morning Google image search: Meatloaf. Gross-looking food interspersed with gross-looking fat man http://bit.ly/aOL9fI — September 6 2010, 2:21am — Twitter
• Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica. — September 4 2010, 6:33pm — Twitter
• It's true, I do like a Dwight Schrute-heavy episode of the American Office. — September 2 2010, 3:04pm — Twitter
• A new debit card and a new future date to worry about. What will I be doing in 08/13? It had better be something good or I'll kill myself. — September 2 2010, 2:54pm — Twitter
• Hedgehog — September 2 2010, 1:29pm — Wordpress
• RT @Swiss_Cottage: RT @anthony_mcgowan Overheard in Swiss Cottage pool: 'Do you need to wee before you get dressed?' 'No, I've already d ... — September 2 2010, 5:55am — Twitter
• Because you’re worth it.... — August 29 2010, 3:12pm — Tumblr
• Using my phone as a torch at 5am in the pitch black as I gathered my bags and left the flat felt like I was doing something illegal. — August 28 2010, 9:53pm — Twitter

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